This is David..two finger typing away.
I thought a few headlines from the The Dominion Post might be interesting, if in some cases quite incomprehensible.
Latta gives OK to anti-smacking law
Beach police armed with licorice logs
Maori Party on top and Greens are not as judgement day rolls around for MPs
Council dumps toxic sludge ("we apologise to the comminity for this error")
Luck of the Irish for Wairarapa DHB
"Biosecurity officers are on the hunt for a giant flesh-burning plant after children were burnt while playing in their garden" I would assume the hunt would end in the garden...
Customs seizes ingedients for $84m of P
Men grew and dried cannabis next to church
Now a couple on the dark side--the country is not without its crime.
[Police] officer denies "teaching the deceased a lesson." (a man died in police custody)
Transvestite didn't deserve to live, accused told police (teenager charged with the beating death of a transvestite)
Back to the funny side--
German packs undies with lizards (he was trying to smuggle geckos and skinks)
Weather forecasts for the next few days--today fresh northerlies: tomorrow--northerlies strengthening; Thursday strong northerlies: Friday--strong northerlies: saturday--some northerlies.
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